It Flows Through Me Like Rain

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tiiigerstyle:

Otherwise known as To Hell in a Handbasket: A Further List of Reasons I Wish to Leave the Country.

• The Naked Cowboy. Tea party. Enough said.
• Michele Bachmann. Rabid homophobe who sided with BP after the 2010 oil spill. 
• Newt Gingrich. Believes our rights come from God and not the government, and that “patriotic education” > multiculturalism (which will surely “destroy America”).
• Andy Martin. Birther, ergo idiot.
• Ron Paul. “Believes that trade with China should not be tied to human rights” and voted to ban gay couples from adopting children. 
• Tim Pawlenty. Pro-lifer in favor of sending more troops overseas to die. Wishes to constitutionally ban gay marriage. 
• Mitt Romney. Wants to exploit domestic sources of energy including the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge and feels the US should increase military spending.
• Rick Santorum. Upholds that no one is allowed to get an abortion…except his wife.
• Randall Terry. Anti-LGBTQ Democrat who disowned his own son for being gay. 
• Vern Wuensche. Believes educators should be able to teach intelligent design. 

Candidates who give me a small glimmer of hope. 

• Gary Johnson. Secular, pro-choice critic of the War on Drugs who hopes to legalize marijuana. 
• Fred Karger. Openly gay Republican candidate who believes that abortion is a private matter and supports Planned Parenthood. Recognizes that the existence of teacher’s unions does not a good educational system make.

EEEE, Fred Karger is the best. And Gary Johnson is pretty good too.

If Fred Karger doesn’t win, I’m moving to Canada.